I JUST WANT TO SHARE that in the last week and change I ended up replaying AC1 for basically the first time ever and 1) I cannot take the opening bit seriously anymore because I kept thinking Altair should tell Robert he's gonna put a baby in his steward, but then I cackled when he got thrown through a wall 2) I shanked Robert in 30 seconds and felt very smug. I blame playing Altair.

Good times.