WHOOP meant to reply here earlier. Here is a shiny new plotting/ideas thread that contradicts the cut text to this post. Assassins welcome.

Teenage Assassins + dead Templars + Dadtaïr makes me clutch at my face in rapt horror and I am so sad you didn't do that thread so I could read it now. It would probably be a more productive time for Robert if he wanted to get in their heads at all, because toddlers may be impressionable but they will also smile and nod and go off to do their own bizarre stuff. Little weirdos.

(I don't know I think that's like douchebag squared. But he can pull it off.)